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Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 4]

Any battle against geometric growth is doomed, sooner or later.

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Were humans involved? Content labels for digital media

The AI-dominated future is here, so we might-as-well settle in and figure out how to live in it. Moving forward, what I’m going to want...

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Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 3]

In terms of area, the wall casts a larger shadow than any other man-made object...

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Mar 14

Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 2]

The superstitions and scientifically unreasonable anecdotes spread and festered...

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Mar 8

Why do starship bridge consoles explode? I asked a Time Travelling starship designer.

Why are starship control consoles so prone to exploding during combat? The answer is surprising, and mildly NSFW!

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Dec 21, 2022

Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 1]

Zindan Central Cemetery was created to solve the problem of lofty internments. But, like all solutions to truly complicated matters, it mere

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Dec 20, 2022

Someplace Cold and Dark, Full of Things that are Old and Broken

I’m going to be a friggin’ lawnmower!

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Mar 31, 2022

Embrace the Suck

Has anyone heard of the carnivore disease?

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Mar 20, 2022

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DIE TONIGHT

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Mar 10, 2022

Clock Face

As far as I can remember, nobody has ever left our town...

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Feb 18, 2022

Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space

Searching for unnatural combinations of monsters...

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Feb 8, 2022

Kubai Nix

Chaos. Uncontrollable devastation. That is my plan...

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Jan 28, 2022

Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero

Sara's Kitcher must complete the highest-stakes pass-running challenge the world has ever known.

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Jan 19, 2022

Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.

Sara Kitcher learns the horrible secret of room 277

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Jan 17, 2022

My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday

“When I go to Hell, I’m going to eat my way out. Through my bloodline.” Kids say the darndest things sometimes, right?

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Jan 17, 2022

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.

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Jan 17, 2022

Getting Started

Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?

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Jan 14, 2022

Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it

Sara Kitcher delivers early dismissal passes. And she's good at it - one of the best pass runners Westlands High has ever had.

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Jan 10, 2022

Story - 984 Levels Up

I didn't pay attention to the old man. Until he made the world disappear.

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Jan 9, 2022

Story - N14 to Olifantshoek

N14 into Olifantshoek is the longest segment of straight roadway in South Africa - 100 km of laser-straight road directly into The Hunger

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Someplace cold and dark, full of things that are old and broken

Zindan Central Cemetery

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