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If you're armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me

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Pass Runner

Embrace the Suck

Blue Monster Brand Cookies

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The Coincidence Man

Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

Career development in HELL

My Daughter Wants to Eat a Woman Who Shares Her Birthday

Second Death

Video Part 1 - How it Works

The Military Hell-Portal System

Video Part 2 - How it Works

The Military Hell-Portal System

Dieselpunk / SciFi / Stuff-goes-boom

Kubai Nix

Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf

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You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

Bad life-coaching advice

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

Laboratory experiments and the monsters they spawned

I'm going to invent a new kind of monster

Is cookie monster really a monster?

Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

Blue Monster Brand Cookies

The seeds of monster space

Unnatural pairings in statistical monster space

The Coincidence Man

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Dec 21, 2022

Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 1]

Zindan Central Cemetery was created to solve the problem of lofty internments. But, like all solutions to truly complicated matters, it mere

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Dec 20, 2022

Someplace Cold and Dark, Full of Things that are Old and Broken

I’m going to be a friggin’ lawnmower!

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Mar 31, 2022

Embrace the Suck

Has anyone heard of the carnivore disease?

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Mar 20, 2022

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DIE TONIGHT

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Mar 10, 2022

Clock Face

As far as I can remember, nobody has ever left our town...

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Feb 18, 2022

Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space

Searching for unnatural combinations of monsters...

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Feb 7, 2022

Kubai Nix

Chaos. Uncontrollable devastation. That is my plan...

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Jan 28, 2022

Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero

Sara's Kitcher must complete the highest-stakes pass-running challenge the world has ever known.

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Jan 19, 2022

Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.

Sara Kitcher learns the horrible secret of room 277

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Jan 17, 2022

My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday

“When I go to Hell, I’m going to eat my way out. Through my bloodline.” Kids say the darndest things sometimes, right?

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Jan 17, 2022

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.

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Jan 17, 2022

Getting Started

Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?

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Jan 13, 2022

Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it

Sara Kitcher delivers early dismissal passes. And she's good at it - one of the best pass runners Westlands High has ever had.

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Jan 10, 2022

Story - 984 Levels Up

I didn't pay attention to the old man. Until he made the world disappear.

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Jan 9, 2022

Story - N14 to Olifantshoek

N14 into Olifantshoek is the longest segment of straight roadway in South Africa - 100 km of laser-straight road directly into The Hunger

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Jan 7, 2022

Story - Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf

Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf. - Final transmission from FEMA, 4/4/2096

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Jan 7, 2022

Story - If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me

My ordeal started over ten thousand years ago, at 10:15 this morning.

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Dec 23, 2021

Story - The Coincidence Man

I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. When I returned, I found myself still asleep in bed.

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Dec 23, 2021

Story - Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

Let the sound take you away…

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Dec 14, 2021

Laboratory Note - The Seeds of Monster Space

We need monsters. Lots of monsters. Indeed, we need all of the monsters.

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Someplace cold and dark, full of things that are old and broken

Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 1]

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