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984 Levels Up

Clock Face

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If you're armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me

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Pass Runner

Embrace the Suck

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The Coincidence Man

Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

Career development in HELL

My Daughter Wants to Eat a Woman Who Shares Her Birthday

Second Death

Dieselpunk / SciFi / Stuff-goes-boom

Kubai Nix

Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf

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You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

Bad life-coaching advice

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

Laboratory experiments and the monsters they spawned

I'm going to invent a new kind of monster

Is cookie monster really a monster?

Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

Blue Monster Brand Cookies

The seeds of monster space

Unnatural pairings in statistical monster space

The Coincidence Man

May 26

Contingency Plan Chapter 8 - Murderous Girlfriend #2

Dating a psychopathic demolitions expert. What could go wrong?

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May 13

Contingency Plan - Chapter 7 - Murderous Girlfriend #1

Maybe it’s just bad luck that every one of my serious relationships has ended with my attempted murder.

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May 3

Contingency Plan - Chapter 6 - Stan's Auto Body

Legitimate work for legitimate pay

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Apr 27

Contingency Plan - Chapter 5 - Job Interview

Performing a legitimate task for pay was not my style. But I wanted to eat solid food, and possibly acquire some underpants...

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Apr 5

Contingency Plan - Chapter 4 - My New Command Center

Why is rhodium borosilica the most valuable substance on Earth?

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Mar 31

Embrace the Suck

Has anyone heard of the carnivore disease?

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Mar 20

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DIE TONIGHT

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Mar 13

Contingency Plan – Chapter 3 – Total and Utter Betrayal

My plan for when things didn’t go as planned was not going as planned...

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Mar 10

Clock Face

As far as I can remember, nobody has ever left our town...

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Feb 24

Contingency Plan - Chapter 2 - I am Surrounded by FOOLS!

I need to confess something that has been bothering me since my command center was destroyed in the explosion...

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Feb 18

Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space

Searching for unnatural combinations of monsters...

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Feb 17

Contingency Plan – Chapter 1 – Nine days later

What does a supervillain do after his diabolical plot for world domination is thwarted?

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Feb 8

Kubai Nix

Chaos. Uncontrollable devastation. That is my plan...

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Jan 28

Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero

Sara's Kitcher must complete the highest-stakes pass-running challenge the world has ever known.

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Jan 19

Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.

Sara Kitcher learns the horrible secret of room 277

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Jan 17

My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday

“When I go to Hell, I’m going to eat my way out. Through my bloodline.” Kids say the darndest things sometimes, right?

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Jan 17

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.

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Jan 17

Getting Started

Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?

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Jan 14

Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it

Sara Kitcher delivers early dismissal passes. And she's good at it - one of the best pass runners Westlands High has ever had.

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Jan 10

Story - 984 Levels Up

I didn't pay attention to the old man. Until he made the world disappear.

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Contingency Plan Chapter 8 - Murderous Girlfriend #2

Contingency Plan - Chapter 7 - Murderous Girlfriend #1

Contingency Plan - Chapter 6 - Stan's Auto Body

Contingency Plan - Chapter 5 - Job Interview

Contingency Plan - Chapter 4 - My New Command Center

Embrace the Suck

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

Contingency Plan – Chapter 3 – Total and Utter Betrayal

Clock Face

Contingency Plan - Chapter 2 - I am Surrounded by FOOLS!

Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space

Contingency Plan – Chapter 1 – Nine days later

Kubai Nix

Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero

Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.

My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

Getting Started

Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it

Story - 984 Levels Up

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