Primal Grotesque
I was supposed to find my inner strength, or find a new talent, or find God. I found none of those things. Instead, something found me.
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Horror, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi stories. And notes from the laboratory where new monsters are being invented.
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- Jun 2
LLM (Large Love Model)
True love, love that is unattenuated by human limitations, has only recently been discovered
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- May 24
My patient spent eight million years under a bench at the Glenmont metro [FINAL]
I made a major life decision. I decided to trust Helen.
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- May 23
My patient spent eight million years under a bench at the Glenmont metro [Part 2]
With a mind running a million times too fast, even a heartbeat can be an eternity.
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- May 22
My patient spent eight million years under a bench at the Glenmont metro [Part 1]
No person - actually, no living thing - has experienced more suffering than clinical trial subject S-47.
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- May 19
My Girlfriend is the Creator of the Universe
Katie, my girlfriend, asked me to write this story of our relationship. She wanted me to call it The Gospel of Scott. Even though I...
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- May 19
Zindan Central Cemetery - Final Part
I marched to the road to meet him. “You ruined me! Ruined my family!”
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- May 19
Zindan Central Cemetery - Part 7
He removed his strange hat and put it on the head of one of the donkeys.
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- May 19
Zindan Central Cemetery - Part 6
By the time you finally lower him into the ground, The Great Khozem Vladisher, hero of the nation, will also be covered in birdshit.
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- Apr 4
Restaurant Review - Felonius
The idea of a restaurant where everything you eat was personally stolen by the waiter, busboy, or sous-chef was too interesting to ignore.
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- Mar 25
Zindan Central Cemetery - Part 5
The motorcycles and trucks were speckled with the starlings’ droppings minutes after they had come through the gate.
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- Mar 25
Restaurant Review - Metabolicious
You don’t just visit Metabolicious for a meal. A day before your reservation, you visit the restaurant for an oral physiognomic analysis
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- Mar 19
Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 4]
Any battle against geometric growth is doomed, sooner or later.
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- Mar 19
Were humans involved? Content labels for digital media
The AI-dominated future is here, so we might-as-well settle in and figure out how to live in it. Moving forward, what I’m going to want...
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- Mar 16
Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 3]
In terms of area, the wall casts a larger shadow than any other man-made object...
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- Mar 14
Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 2]
The superstitions and scientifically unreasonable anecdotes spread and festered...
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- Mar 8
Why do starship bridge consoles explode? I asked a Time Travelling starship designer.
Why are starship control consoles so prone to exploding during combat? The answer is surprising, and mildly NSFW!
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- Dec 21, 2022
Zindan Central Cemetery [Part 1]
Zindan Central Cemetery was created to solve the problem of lofty internments. But, like all solutions to truly complicated matters, it mere
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- Dec 20, 2022
Someplace Cold and Dark, Full of Things that are Old and Broken
I’m going to be a friggin’ lawnmower!
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