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Pass Runner

Embrace the Suck

Blue Monster Brand Cookies

Stories with female leads of average strength:

The Coincidence Man

Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

It's tough being a supervillain

Contingency Plan

Dude ... woah!

984 Levels Up

Clock Face

N14 to Olifantshoek

If you're armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me

Career development in HELL

My Daughter Wants to Eat a Woman Who Shares Her Birthday

Second Death

Dieselpunk / SciFi / Stuff-goes-boom

Kubai Nix

Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf

And now a word from our sponsor

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

Bad life-coaching advice

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

Laboratory experiments and the monsters they spawned

I'm going to invent a new kind of monster

Is cookie monster really a monster?

Magic Carpet Ride in Mpumalanga

Blue Monster Brand Cookies

The seeds of monster space

Unnatural pairings in statistical monster space

The Coincidence Man

7 days ago

Contingency Plan - Chapter 7 - Murderous Girlfriend #1

Maybe it’s just bad luck that every one of my serious relationships has ended with my attempted murder.

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May 3

Contingency Plan - Chapter 6 - Stan's Auto Body

Legitimate work for legitimate pay

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Apr 27

Contingency Plan - Chapter 5 - Job Interview

Performing a legitimate task for pay was not my style. But I wanted to eat solid food, and possibly acquire some underpants...

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Apr 5

Contingency Plan - Chapter 4 - My New Command Center

Why is rhodium borosilica the most valuable substance on Earth?

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Mar 31

Embrace the Suck

Has anyone heard of the carnivore disease?

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Mar 20

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DIE TONIGHT

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Mar 13

Contingency Plan – Chapter 3 – Total and Utter Betrayal

My plan for when things didn’t go as planned was not going as planned...

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Mar 10

Clock Face

As far as I can remember, nobody has ever left our town...

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Feb 24

Contingency Plan - Chapter 2 - I am Surrounded by FOOLS!

I need to confess something that has been bothering me since my command center was destroyed in the explosion...

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Feb 18

Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space

Searching for unnatural combinations of monsters...

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Feb 17

Contingency Plan – Chapter 1 – Nine days later

What does a supervillain do after his diabolical plot for world domination is thwarted?

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Feb 8

Kubai Nix

Chaos. Uncontrollable devastation. That is my plan...

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Jan 28

Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero

Sara's Kitcher must complete the highest-stakes pass-running challenge the world has ever known.

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Jan 19

Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.

Sara Kitcher learns the horrible secret of room 277

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Jan 17

My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday

“When I go to Hell, I’m going to eat my way out. Through my bloodline.” Kids say the darndest things sometimes, right?

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Jan 17

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.

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Jan 17

Getting Started

Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?

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Jan 14

Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it

Sara Kitcher delivers early dismissal passes. And she's good at it - one of the best pass runners Westlands High has ever had.

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Jan 10

Story - 984 Levels Up

I didn't pay attention to the old man. Until he made the world disappear.

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Jan 10

Story - N14 to Olifantshoek

N14 into Olifantshoek is the longest segment of straight roadway in South Africa - 100 km of laser-straight road directly into The Hunger

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Contingency Plan - Chapter 7 - Murderous Girlfriend #1

Contingency Plan - Chapter 6 - Stan's Auto Body

Contingency Plan - Chapter 5 - Job Interview

Contingency Plan - Chapter 4 - My New Command Center

Embrace the Suck

You Die Every Time You Fall Asleep

Contingency Plan – Chapter 3 – Total and Utter Betrayal

Clock Face

Contingency Plan - Chapter 2 - I am Surrounded by FOOLS!

Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space

Contingency Plan – Chapter 1 – Nine days later

Kubai Nix

Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero

Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.

My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday

The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly

Getting Started

Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it

Story - 984 Levels Up

Story - N14 to Olifantshoek

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