The first time everyone said seven was during lunch...

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That's not a plan. That's you insulting me in a parking lot!

You don't know why you came here tonight, but you got the feeling that something ain't right...

My brain screamed: Gee. Tee. Eff. Oh. 

Tonight at the E6 travel plaza the lights were on but nobody was home.

What was I going to do? Not ride a stolen Maserati to the black edge of the board?

What made Alex special? He is the only animal to have ever asked a question.

Lara’s Prologue This is Jake's journal. It's classified because of where Jake was when he wrote it. I can't tell you much about how he...

I was supposed to find my inner strength, or find a new talent, or find God. I found none of those things. Instead, something found me.

True love, love that is unattenuated by human limitations, has only recently been discovered

I made a major life decision. I decided to trust Helen.

With a mind running a million times too fast, even a heartbeat can be an eternity.

No person - actually, no living thing - has experienced more suffering than clinical trial subject S-47.

Katie, my girlfriend, asked me to write this story of our relationship. She wanted me to call it The Gospel of Scott. Even though I...

I marched to the road to meet him. “You ruined me! Ruined my family!”

He removed his strange hat and put it on the head of one of the donkeys.

By the time you finally lower him into the ground, The Great Khozem Vladisher, hero of the nation, will also be covered in birdshit.

The idea of a restaurant where everything you eat was personally stolen by the waiter, busboy, or sous-chef was too interesting to ignore.

The motorcycles and trucks were speckled with the starlings’ droppings minutes after they had come through the gate.