Someplace Cold and Dark, Full of Things that are Old and Broken
I’m going to be a friggin’ lawnmower!
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Horror, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi stories. And notes from the laboratory where new monsters are being invented.
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- Feb 18, 2022
Unnatural Pairings in Statistical Monster Space
Searching for unnatural combinations of monsters...
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- Jan 28, 2022
Pass Runner Part 3 - I'm an Independently Motivated Hero
Sara's Kitcher must complete the highest-stakes pass-running challenge the world has ever known.
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- Jan 19, 2022
Story - Pass Runner Part 2 - Infinite pain. Destruction of your soul. Factoring polynomials.
Sara Kitcher learns the horrible secret of room 277
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- Jan 17, 2022
My daughter wants to eat a woman who shares her birthday
“When I go to Hell, I’m going to eat my way out. Through my bloodline.”
Kids say the darndest things sometimes, right?
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- Jan 17, 2022
The Extreme Danger of Living Responsibly
David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.
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- Jan 17, 2022
Getting Started
Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?
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- Jan 14, 2022
Story - Pass Runner part 1 - An affinity for it
Sara Kitcher delivers early dismissal passes. And she's good at it - one of the best pass runners Westlands High has ever had.
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- Jan 10, 2022
Story - 984 Levels Up
I didn't pay attention to the old man. Until he made the world disappear.
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- Jan 9, 2022
Story - N14 to Olifantshoek
N14 into Olifantshoek is the longest segment of straight roadway in South Africa - 100 km of laser-straight road directly into The Hunger
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- Jan 7, 2022
Story - Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf
Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf.
- Final transmission from FEMA, 4/4/2096
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- Jan 7, 2022
Story - If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
My ordeal started over ten thousand years ago, at 10:15 this morning.
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- Dec 23, 2021
Story - The Coincidence Man
I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. When I returned, I found myself still asleep in bed.
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- Dec 14, 2021
Laboratory Note - The Seeds of Monster Space
We need monsters. Lots of monsters. Indeed, we need all of the monsters.
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- Dec 14, 2021
Story - Blue Monster Brand Cookies
The healthiest cookies that exist, made from the same stuff you are.
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