YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DIE TONIGHT

As far as I can remember, nobody has ever left our town...

Searching for unnatural combinations of monsters...

“When I go to Hell, I’m going to eat my way out. Through my bloodline.” Kids say the darndest things sometimes, right?

David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.

Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?

Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf. - Final transmission from FEMA, 4/4/2096

My ordeal started over ten thousand years ago, at 10:15 this morning.

Let the sound take you away…

We need monsters. Lots of monsters. Indeed, we need all of the monsters.

I’ve covered school shootings and industrial accidents before, but none of them come close to what is unfolding at the Super-Shop

WARNING: This post contains references to Mr. Spock, Ripley from crew of the Nostromo, and hard-core pornography.

I am going to invent a new kind of monster.