David Turner canceled his plans so he could stay home and “catch up on a few things”. This responsible decision ruined his life.

Hello! If you've just found this web page, you've probably been scrolling around on A New Kind Of Monster, wondering what is all this stuff?

Sara Kitcher delivers early dismissal passes. And she's good at it - one of the best pass runners Westlands High has ever had.

I didn't pay attention to the old man. Until he made the world disappear.

N14 into Olifantshoek is the longest segment of straight roadway in South Africa - 100 km of laser-straight road directly into The Hunger

Hyper-Red Regional Catastrophe Alert: near-certainty of immediate death, response level Wolf. - Final transmission from FEMA, 4/4/2096

My ordeal started over ten thousand years ago, at 10:15 this morning.

I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. When I returned, I found myself still asleep in bed.

Let the sound take you away…

We need monsters. Lots of monsters. Indeed, we need all of the monsters.

The healthiest cookies that exist, made from the same stuff you are.

I’ve covered school shootings and industrial accidents before, but none of them come close to what is unfolding at the Super-Shop

WARNING: This post contains references to Mr. Spock, Ripley from crew of the Nostromo, and hard-core pornography.

I am going to invent a new kind of monster.